It’s Cristiano Ronaldo’s new American BFF

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Vapid hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton needs no introduction, but it looks like she’s getting one anyway. The singer, actress, model, entreprenuer and amatuer bongo star has dabbled in the world of Waggery  - enjoying relationships with Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart and former baseball pro Doug Reinhardt - but enters the big leagues this week after snaring Cristiano Ronaldo at an LA nightclub. 

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According to The Sun, Cristiano and Paris “were sucking each other’s faces off like their plane was going down.” If The Spoiler’s plane was about to crash, we probably wouldn’t feel inclined to suck a face, but everybody has different ways of dealing with stressful situations, we suppose.

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bonus: In lieu of Paris’ most famous video, here’s evidence of her unsuccessful political campaign…
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